Hey guys, here’s something to chew on, do you think the Broncos get a real edge from having the NFL’s wealthiest owner by a huge margin? Rob Walton’s sitting on $62 billion, way ahead of the #2 richest owner, David Tepper, who’s at $16 billion.
From what I understand, there will only be five staff members at Mile High Stadium, so I’ll probably have to prepare my own hot dog and even ring it up myself.
It reminds me of that Bill Burr joke about self-checkout: “Well, here I am, thinking I’m a comedian. Turns out, I also work at a grocery store.”
The first time I went to Sam’s Club, I used the self-checkout and accidentally missed a couple of items. When I got to the exit, the lady checking receipts noticed I missed something and asked me to go to customer service to pay for it, standing behind about 10 other people who had also missed items. I wasn’t trying to be rude, but the first thing that came to mind was, “I guess that’s why I’m not a cashier, huh?” Haha. It turned out I missed a case of Gatorade that was hidden at the bottom of the cart.